Carlton (the cashier): Do you have a Wellness Card?
Me (the customer): Yeah, can I give you my phone number?
Carlton (straight faced, bored tone): If your husband don't mind.
Me (smiling): Blah-blah-blahhh-blah-blah-blah....
Carlton (all business): Three dollars and sixty four cents.
I give dollars. He gives back some dollars and cents.
Carlton (for the hundredth time today): Thank you. Have a good day.
Me (now laughing): That was funny. You made my day.
Carlton (still straight faced, no emotion): You can tell your husband I made your day.
I have no idea if Carlton knew he was funny or not, but I laughed all the way out of the store, across the parking lot and into my car.