"Well, Stefanie, first someone - we would never say who - won't be able to see that pesky chin whisker due to their failing eyesight! They'll have to tweezer that bugger by feel!"
"OK, I'm sure they can handle that, that's nothing new."
"There's more! Once they yank it out and hold it at arms length so they can see it, they'll find that it's THAT color."
"THAT color, oh no!"
"Yes, Stefanie, and to further make their day undignified, they won't be able to remember if THAT color is spelled with an 'e' or an 'a'!"
"Thank you, Perry! Thank you!"