Sunday, November 16, 2008

one hundred

This is my one hundredth post!

I could write a list of a hundred somethings, but that sounds like too much work.

I could do a giveaway, but that sounds like too much hassle.

I could get introspective, but I just did that.

Since my little blog was named with Google's help (#2 is now #1 by the way), here are my most commonly hit posts and their Google search phrases. Many thanks to Google Analytics for storing the search phrases that have resulted in a hit to my blog. I doubt if any of these Googlers have returned.

blogger reply to comment noreply
can you reply to a noreply-comment
from:( or to:(, how to reply
how to directly reply to comments in blogger
noreply blog
noreply email from blogger
que es
what does mean?

Many more variations on the theme brings bloggers with thwarted email replies here. They would be happier if you would edit your profile to include your email address. Me too.

breaking dawn
breaking dawn blogging rant
breaking dawn cliff notes
breaking dawn facebook status
breaking dawn- summary in chronological order
cliff notes for breaking dawn
dawnbreak theme help
"stupid conversations"

I wrote about the Twilight series three times. Here, then here, then here. Alas, Cliff's Notes, chronologies, and summaries of thousands of pages of vampire love
are not provided in my insightful analysis.

my throat hurts
i throat hurts?
my thorat hurts when i talk
my throat hurt me
my throat hurts what can it be?
not talking hurt the throat
sore throat from not talking
sore throat that hurt when talking
talking hurts
throat hurting after not talking
throat hurts summer

Ow. Sore throats send people here. No cures can be found, just observations about El and a lady who taught me a lot about life.

and my personal favorites...

raw hot dogs worms
"you'll get worms"
are raw potatoes worms
can i get worms from cookie dough
can one get worms by eating oatmeal
can u get worms from eating raw hot dogs?
can you get worms from cookie dough?
can you get worms from eating boogers
can you get worms from eating raw cookie dough
can you get worms from eating raw potatoes
can you get worms from raw hamburger
cookie dough and worms
did i get worms?
do banana trees cause worms in dogs
do eating boogers cause worms
eating boogers causes worms
how did i get worms
if you eat a lot of candy can you get worms?
pics of worms from eating boogers
raw cookie dough and worms
toenails worms
what food causes you to get worms?
what is a tapeworms favorite food
worms and bleach and hotdogs
worms from raw hot dogs
worms in raw hamburger
worms in toenails

These frightening phrases direct Scoleciphobics
here. I hope they get a good laugh, because they aren't getting any useful information. Or pics. Excuse me for a moment, I have a sudden urge to peel off my socks and check my toenails.


It's taken two days to do this.

I should have done one hundred giveaways.


Deb said...

this is both impressive and surprisingly entertaining (not that it is a surprise that YOU are entertaining, but that listing the results of the google searches is so entertaining).

i want this feature. please, some direction, when you have time.

Deb said...

oh, and i almost forgot... congratulations.

Star Forbis said...

100 Congratulations!!
That's great, I've really enjoyed reading, keep it up.

Kristi Smith said...

Congrats! I know, it amazes me to see the things people searched for and found my blog!!!

br8eyes said...

Congrats on your 100th post!! Oh, and by the way, I've tagged you again...whenever you get around to it. :)

Sissy said...

I completely blogged right past my 100th post without noticing. You certainly celebrated in the most unique way I have ever seen! Good job.

WheresMyAngels said...

That is so funny, that we have our hundredth post about the same time. I'm going to TRY and have a giveaway on my 121 post (special reason for that, if you can figure it out).

Your so smart, I can't figured out the Google Analytics. Couldn't do it! lol I tried and then my brain starting overloading.

Straight to Your Hart said...

WhooHoo...that is awesome! Now I will want a fountain a can it might have or give me worms and I can see the soda coming out so a little safer LOL!!!!

angie said...

I love the last list. That worm thing is popular. :) Congrats on 100!