When I look in the mirror, I see wrinkles, whiskers, and zits. It's my opinion that the wrinkles or the whiskers should have canceled out the zits by now.
How come I noticed during this election season that the word 'believe' contains the word 'lie'?
When El is telling a story, the story gets exponentially longer when Steve asks questions.
Mo can make a lot of money babysitting. She makes more per hour babysitting than I made in my first job after graduating with a degree in economics.
I now know that I have a whopping 7 authority on Technorati. I don't even know what that means, but I do know that ranking 8 hundred something thousandth is probably not too successful in blogland. Good thing I'm not basing my self-worth on that!