I am not a terribly loyal consumer.
I am all about the price, the sale price, the package size.
Some products just do not have equals.
Some products deserve my loyalty.
I am the official toilet paper changer.
I often sit down and find the last two or three sheets waving in the wind.
I have to yell for reinforcements.
NORTHERN TISSUE DOUBLE ROLLS.
The need for tube changing decreased by 50%.
QUILTED NORTHERN ULTRA PLUSH 3 PLY DOUBLE ROLLS.
Something looked strange.
I examined it from several angles.
Too much silver holder on the sides of the roll.
My toilet paper has shrunk!
This is wrong!
There are some things that I will not stand (or sit) for.
Look at these pictures.
Northern Bath Tissue:
I am disappointed in you.
I want you to fix it.