
CAN YOU HEAR ME?
PARDON MY YELLING.
IT'S LOUD IN HERE.
WE GOT HOME LATE FRIDAY NIGHT.
I STEPPED ON A DAMP RUG GETTING MY NIGHTLY GLASS OF WATER.
WATER I LEAVE BY THE BED AND USUALLY DON'T DRINK.
I LOOKED UNDER THE RUG.
I NOTICED THE FLOOR BOARDS WERE WARPED AND DAMP.
THE DISHWASHER HAD A SLOOOOOW LEAK WHILE WE WERE GONE.
WE WERE GONE 10 DAYS.
CAN YOU HEAR ME?
I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
IT'S LOUD IN HERE.
WE FOUND WATER HAD DRIP DRIP DRIPPED DOWN TO THE BASEMENT.
IT SOAKED A FEW THINGS WE DON'T CARE ABOUT.
I'M GLAD THERE'S A CLOSET BELOW THE KITCHEN.
I'M GLAD MOST OF WHAT WAS IN THE CLOSET IS IN PLASTIC BINS.
I PRETTY MUCH LOVE PLASTIC BINS.
THE HUMIDIFIER LEAKED TOO, IN THE SAME WET CLOSET.
IT'S A COINKEYDINK, THEY TELL ME.
CAN YOU HEAR ME?
THE NOISE IS DEAFENING.
I SAID IT'S LOUD IN HERE.
CERTIFIED RESTORATION'ERS ARRIVED TO SAVE US.
THEY TORE UP THE WARPED BOARDS AND DRILLED HOLES IN THE FLOOR.
THEY LEFT A DORM-FRIDGE-ON-STEROIDS HUMIDIFIER AND A BLUE-KETTLE-DRUM FAN.
BOTH SOUND LIKE AIRPLANE ENGINES.
I HAVE TWO AIRPLANE ENGINES IN THE KITCHEN.
AND I HAVE TWO MORE DRUMS AND A FRIDGE ROARING IN THE BASEMENT.
TIL THURSDAY.
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
GOT IBUPROFEN?
WHAT'S IN YOUR BASEMENT?
CALGON, TAKE ME AWAY!
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
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